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The Witness Review

Luscious as a starfruit and colorful as a rainbow, The Witness combines a unique puzzle format with a very subtle plot thread - if it could be called that - featuring quotes about science, religion, and other topics painting a dazzling picture of what reality most certainly isn't, leaving in its negative space more of what reality isn't.

Visual and even auditory effects tickle the brain, making the player feel smarter as they go about their day-to-day life. Personally, with this game under my belt, my life is complete. There is no more that I need to accomplish, for the game has shown me that the world is already perfect - it is a masterpiece, containing many masterpieces, miraculous.

• Pace: 10/10
• Difficulty: 10/10
• Size of dragons: 10/10
• Music: 5/10
• Atmosphere: 8/10

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April

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2019

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2018

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2017

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2016

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