Officer: I am Officer Dave Ripley with the Uptown Police Force, how can we help?
Caller: Well, my family hasn't spoken to me in over a month and I'd like to know if they are okay.
Officer: First I would like to know you yourself are alright; can you tell me what what street we are on?
Officer: What street?
Officer: Good, what city are we in?
Officer: Okay - and do you have any feelings of harming yourself or others?
Caller: Yes, for the reasons I mentioned.
Officer: Why has your family not been speaking to you?
Caller: Mainly because of some things I said on Facebook.
Officer: I see. You seem agitated right now... May we take your blood pressure?
Officer: Do you have a job?
Caller: I work at Pro Pro HealthSurance Pro.
Officer: What do you do?
Caller: Sales associate.
Officer: Your blood pressure readings are rather high, we should probably run a blood work, it is almost instant.
Caller: Go ahead.
Officer: Any friends at work?
Caller: No, I just landed the job.
Officer: How do you like it?
Caller: It's good.
Officer: Hmm, these levels are abnormal too; we should go to the hospital for a more thorough test.
Caller: I really don't want to go to the hospital, I'd like to talk about my family.
Officer: Well, you called 911 and told us that you want to harm yourself, so we have to take you to the hospital. We need you to come with us for a more thorough screening.
Caller: All right, let's go.